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“Most things about me are hard to explain, I guess, like how I’m mostly delusional and live in a half-imaginary world but am also a realist to the core. I’m just a bunch of contradictions most of the time and I don’t like it, but I also do.” —


Marianna Paige

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  • My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
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Excess

I just want to have a rant about the excessive shit people ask me to do everyday.

The new ‘trend’ currently (actually been around far longer than I care to remember) is two have two bowls in one vanity.

I don’t get it.

Firstly I have never ever had a partner that has needed to use the bathroom vanity at EXACTLY the same time as me.

Secondly that means that there needs to be two traps running through the unit - which means even less space inside than before.

Thirdly double the cost and cleaning.

Lastly if you have them too close together you just end up elbowing each other in the face everytime you brush your teeth.

Also stop being such a pretentious twat.

Oct 4, 20121 note
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